Endeavour to sort out your kerning please

It’s the dark days of 87 and, while some of my contemporaries were sitting in their mate’s XR3 at the local services, waiting for news on the location of the latest acid house party, I could be found getting my serotonin rush on hearing the first few bars of a tune based on morse code. I became so addicted that by the time I was living in London in the late 90s I would make sure I had prepared my tea beforehand and I would sit in the bath, with my plate of food on the bath rack, watching Morse on the portable TV that I balanced on the toilet seat lid. It may not have been the safest way to watch a 2 hour episode of Morse, though the bathroom was large enough for the TV to be a fair distance away from the bath, but it was certainly the comfiest. What’s more I could always top up with hot water…

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The originals – Morse and Lewis

Morse was a way for me to escape into a world of opera and crosswords, clues and problem-solving, beautiful Oxfordshire settings and best of British beer. Sadly it’s only the beer that I am able to truly appreciate in my ‘real’ life.

Morse

The brilliant John Thaw of The Sweeney fame

Today, when I’m not getting my fill of Broadchurch, Arne Dahl or Spiral, I have Shaun Evans and his depiction of the young Morse to look forward to. Everything stops for my fix of Endeavour; it may be a touch sad (the sponsorship by Viking River Cruises justly gives others the right to accuse me of watching pensioner TV) but I get a great deal of pleasure from well crafted crime dramas such as this.

Endeavour

Young Morse played by Shaun Evans

Which makes my plea to ITV even more earnest. You see, while I’m not immersing myself in the plotlines of great TV detective drama, I am striving to earn a living making things look nice for other people – some call it graphic design. What it does involve is a certain amount of knowledge of typesetting and I was lucky to have earned my stripes with a design tutor who was an absolute luddite, as a consequence of which, I learned to apply the rules of typography by hand; I learned leading, tracking and kerning amongst other things. My problem is that, while I love escaping into the richly conceived world of Endeavour Morse (the 60s fashion, music and brilliantly furnished sets), each time an ad break occurs, not only am I reminded of the target demographic with the Viking Cruise ads, but I also have to witness the appalling neglect that is the ad break title frame. Somewhere in the process the design team have failed to see to the kerning* of the word Endeavour – it’s a graphic designer’s nightmare, or curse as some would have it.

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ITVs ad break title frame – it’s the spacing between the E A and V that drives me crazy

I know it’s petty and, god, I’m sure guilty of committing gross design errors myself, but this is my TV program, my guilty not-so-secret, and it drives me crazy. It’s like I’m one of those dumb laboratory animals, forever doomed to electrocute itself each time it wants the red pellet or some kind of analogy like that that I can’t be arsed to complete for the sake of this post!

My endeavour

It’s not perfect, but a touch of kerning wouldn’t go amiss…

*kerning is the process of adjusting the spacing between characters to achieve a visually pleasing result.

King Richard III, last plantagenet king of England

Charlotte Higgins on the Guardian’s culture blog: “But it’s not really history, not in any meaningful sense.” Mary Beard, somewhat ironically herself a face and voice of populist history, tweets: “Want to see WHY its historically significant.”

I can tell them both why the current media hype of bones dug up in a Leicester car park being ‘beyond reasonable doubt’ the bones of King Richard III, last plantagenet king of England, is history, both meaningful and significant.

In 1982 I was a lost little boy in a big school, about to start history lessons, when Mr Holden introduced us to the mystery of ‘The Princes in the Tower’. We were the detectives and it was up to us to pour over the documentation, from contemporary accounts to Shakespeare and later investigations; and it was us who would investigate first the character of the accused, namely Richard, then his supposed criminal actions, the alleged deaths of his 2 nephews. It was for us to try and get to the truth.

This approach to investigative history not only successfully won the attention of a bunch of kids and got them genuinely interested in the medieval, but it also taught us how to research and present relevant arguments in ways I would find useful years later. When I found myself producing a presentation on the origins of medieval Germany (not exactly the rock ‘n’ roll of medievalism), at Birkbeck University, I found I already had all the investigative tools I needed, thanks to Mr Holden and his princes in the tower lesson.

The memory of that same lesson remains with me today, and though academia was never to prove my strong point, history is the one subject from my school years that has proved to be a bit of a love affair. Because of that lesson I love medieval history, because of that lesson I discovered Shakespeare, because of that lesson I laughed when my Uncle Derick would title me Richard the Turd and because of that lesson I adored days out at Bosworth and the re-enactors on their horses. Critics levelled similar accusations at Time Team when it first took to our screens. The debate even entered the hallowed academic halls of archaeology departments where accusations were made at Time Team for being the equivalent of populist ‘low art’, the Rolf Harris to painting’s Tintoretto; the same Time Team that was most likely responsible for most of us students being there in the first place.

This find is significant because, as sceptic Charlotte Higgins also points out in her blog piece “it shows people the work of archaeologists and other experts, and draw interested people in to the discipline (not least potential students)”. It is meaningful because, as historian Helen Castor, an expert on the 15th century, tells the Guardian, “the anatomical analysis will mean we now have some facts with which to calibrate our reading of both contemporary evidence and Tudor propaganda about Richard’s appearance, and the accounts of his death at Bosworth”.

Yes it’s high profile, no it’s not the day-to-day historical grind; yes it’s media friendly, no it’s not all about facts and figures (though the evidence itself is); it is populist and it is the populist face of academic subjects that allows them to have relevance amongst a wider audience. At the very least this discovery should get us nearer to the truth behind one of England’s most monstrous monarchs.

Design on the Paris transport network

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“The new design, it seems, has gone down well with the travelling public, who, in these days of instant online protest, perhaps paid it the highest of compliments – nobody noticed a thing.” Yep, me neither…

Bus users in Paris may find life a little easier from this month thanks to a new LED display font created by French type designer Jean Francois Porchez. More here.

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